A Conversation With Rachael

February 15, 2010


Hello Weaver residence.

This is Rachael?

Rachael who?

Oh, Rachael RAY!

Wow, I can’t believe I’m actually talking to you!

You want me to come to your show?!! Of course I’ll come!


Do you want me to demonstrate how to paint junky stuff?

Or tell people about my Amish childhood?

Or teach people how to change a baby’s diaper while cooking dinner, and talking on the phone, and painting junky stuff all at the same time?

Oh…you don’t want me to actually be on the show. Bummer.

Well, it’ll be fun to be in the audience anyway.

But I’ll have to wait in line for hours? Outside? On the streets of New York? In the dead of winter?

All right, I suppose I’m game.

See you on Thursday Rachael!


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