A sign I am officially losing my mind

I came out of the grocery store this morning and realized I had two different pair of shoes on.

Sigh.

No wonder the cashier kinda smirked at us when we left.

Possible explanations:
1. It’s a Monday and I had my “it’s Monday – time to get stuff done” brain on.
2. My two-year-old was demanding my attention.
3. I think it’s trendy to pair a brown flip flop with a sparkly orange & pink one.
4. I’m pregnant. Nuff said.